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Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? The One with the East German Laundry Detergent Ross: It's amazing, okay? You just reach in there, there's just one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. Rachel: Isn't this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally. Monica: Excuse me? Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I've got no reason to live. Ross: A thumb?! Joey: EChandler: Maybe it's a contest, you know, like, "collect all five." The One with George Stephanopoulos Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: Probably kill myself. If I kept it, it would be like stealing! Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping! Joey: What are you talking about? Keep it! Phoebe: It's not mine! I didn't earn it. Phoebe: Yes, 'cause I have to go down there and deal with them. Chandler: Oh! Satan's minions at work again.
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The One with the Thumb Phoebe: There's five hundred extra dollars in my account. Joey: Are we still talking about sex?Ĭhandler: I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone. Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: bring back the comedian. Y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic. Chandler: You see, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. Ross: Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's just that that's.
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Chandler: I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss. Joey: Yeah, right! Serious? Phoebe: Oh, yeah. The One with the Sonogram at the End Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it. Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing Cherry Vanilla. Joey: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her. It's just two people going out to dinner, and not having sex. Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? It's just that I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl - ohh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. There's gotta be something wrong with him. Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy. The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate Monica: There's nothing to tell. 19 The One with the Evil Orthodontist.18 The One Where the Monkey Gets Away.5 The One with the East German Laundry Detergent.2 The One with the Sonogram at the End.1 The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate.